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thegeekyblonde:

LA, FINALS: BELISSA ESCOBEDO+RHIANNON MCGAVIN, “KNOCK KNOCK”

ok ive fucking read it all now. this dude in my romance novel had a fuckin prehensile penis. LIKE SHE GOES IN TO GRAB IT AND IT WRAPS AROUND HER HAND AND HES LIKE ” AWWW LITTLE BOY WANTS ATTENTION” AND SHES OK WITH IT LIKE HOOOOOLLLLLYYY SHIT I AM NOT OK WITH THIS ITS WEIRD AS FUCK 

UPDATE: it has scales under the skin i think!!??!?! that move

jackjerripher:

sassylucina:

deadclear:

robancrow:

silvysartfulness:

pissyeti:

smallercomfort:

zawehzaweh:

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Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your twenties, you are single, dating at nights…

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer. 
3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes. 
5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.

woooww ok im not sure how they got this. but fairly close i suppose

fake-hero:

e-lric:

“what is this.. pain in my chest?”

said the shoujo manga character after knowing someone for 2 days

“what is this.. pain in my butt?”

said the yaoi manga character after two chapters

ka-woru:

someone needs to tell him

ka-woru:

someone needs to tell him

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

icantbelieveijoined:

trevorstmcgoodbody:

badtvblog:

Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

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THE END

tinysteve:

dr erskine said he chose steve for the serum because of his kindness and courage to cover for the fact he read steve’s enlistment form and realized this fucker’s birthday is the fourth of july 

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

myheartbeatsforhummus:

This post is eveeeeeeeerything

yoyonolen:

not even an over reaction

spiritguide:

beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

Cauliflower ‘Bread’ Sticks - To-die-for mock bread-sticks made with cauliflower that are low in calories, carbs and fat….RECIPE

INGREDIENTS:

1 head cauliflower, large (7” - 8” wide)

1/4 cup egg whites

1/2 cup + 3/4 cup (for topping, optional) Mozzarella/Tex Mex cheese, shredded

1 tsp Italian herb seasoning or any dried herbs like rosemary, basil, parsley

1/4 tsp freshly ground black pepper

Pinch of salt

Marinara sauce for dipping

Cauliflower breadsticks are where it’s at.