Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.
#oh no #nope #nein #this was completely and utterly unnecessary #why is this #I mean #now of course I want all the rule 63ed Frollo #gaunt sharp-edged implacable Mistress of Justice #she wanted to be a martyr but Rome fell long ago—she wanted to be a mystic bride of christ but the visions never came #so instead she is this—Sophia and Justita; blind and never-stinting #her flesh mortified and her will righteous #but then #Esmerelda #dancing on the rue de la cite #the love is still terrible and twisted; the shame is still burning under Frollo’s skin however she tries to fisplace it #…but god do I want that story
It was just going to be a sketch and then my hand slipped
oh my actual god yes yes yes
It’s much more sinister and terrifying with the same female pronouns when you consider that lesbian and bisexual women have actually been burned to death by the church. It adds another chilling layer to this song.
Omg I can see that totally happening
and somewhere, hidden in the palace, there is a Lucina who is like “dad pls”
Someonde told me I had to add this too
MY DAD JUST SENT ME THIS
So when Cas pulled Dean out of hell he left a handprint on him
so……where’s Sam’s handprint?
*whispers* it’s nowhere above the waist
where did you grab him
someone make a fanart of cas lifting sam on his feet and struggling with the moose-weight
i will love you forever
GUYS IT’S BEEN A YEAR AND I JUST GOT THE JOKE THEY LEFT SAM’S SOUL BEHIND
pro tip: do NOT think about your otp having their first christmas together bc u will explode from cute feels
i cant imagine my OTP having their first christmas but i distinctly remember their last and i still cry about it
Little girl being pepper sprayed in #ferguson #stopdontshoot #justiceformikebrown
I will scalp this b*tch and shove his lil b*tch ass spray can up his assWHAT THE FCUK KIND OF F
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
I made festive cookies for my calculus class today. Let’s hope this helps them do well on the final!
Ok but I’m proud of these cookies I made. Anyone taken calculus? Shout out to you.
the cookies i made for calculus. i put so much effort into these like seriously. all me….by myself…
LA, FINALS: BELISSA ESCOBEDO+RHIANNON MCGAVIN, “KNOCK KNOCK”
ok ive fucking read it all now. this dude in my romance novel had a fuckin prehensile penis. LIKE SHE GOES IN TO GRAB IT AND IT WRAPS AROUND HER HAND AND HES LIKE ” AWWW LITTLE BOY WANTS ATTENTION” AND SHES OK WITH IT LIKE HOOOOOLLLLLYYY SHIT I AM NOT OK WITH THIS ITS WEIRD AS FUCK
UPDATE: it has scales under the skin i think!!??!?! that move
Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer.
3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes.
5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.
woooww ok im not sure how they got this. but fairly close i suppose
“what is this.. pain in my chest?”
said the shoujo manga character after knowing someone for 2 days
“what is this.. pain in my butt?”
said the yaoi manga character after two chapters
someone needs to tell him